WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK. WHEN THE FUCK DID HE EVEN. WAIT. HOLD ON A DAMN SECOND. WHAT THE FUCK. I DIDNT EVEN. I JUST. I’M. THE FUCK tho.
Just ordinary sheep after eating grass during winter season
i’m still lauhging at this look at these fucking idiots
the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica
"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"
just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist
I’m sorry but is that a fucking SLENDERMAN????
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN.
I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG
|—||Betsey Johnson (via unstableskies)|
"next time i hear you talkin’ shit about my girl, you’re fucking dead, ya hear?"
It’s actually really disturbing that kids falling asleep in school is viewed as them being lazy and not as the school overworking them to the point that they literally can’t stay awake.
i fell asleep in chemistry class once and my teacher got me a pillow and a blanket and made the class work in silence so i could sleep.
Best teacher ever.
I fell asleep in physics and my teacher canceled the three page assignment
i spend 3/4 of my time calling my boyfriend gay
greetings, friend, i am an adult male in a homosexual relationship.
everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians